Burgerquest f.a.q.

Where have you been?
Remember how in Superman II, Superman went away because he wanted to be human and marry Lois so he went into that crystal thing and it took away his powers so he couldn't help people any more and then the world fell into chaos, but then he came back and bashed up the baddies? This is an apt analogy.

My child is horrendously obese. Why do you insist on tempting him with such tasty sounding reviews?
We feel your pain. Collectively the burgerquesters weigh in at over 400kg. Admittedly much of this is made up of hearts, lungs and feet, but we still understand the need to shed some pounds. Here at burgerquest.com we like to practice a little thing we call ‘exercise’. I have heard that in Finland many parents have television sets that can only be powered by exercise bicycles.

My local burger joint is the best. Will you review it?
Sure. Send an email and we’ll get onto it as soon as we can.

My burger joint doesn’t suck quite so much as when you last reviewed it. Will you review it again?
All decisions of the Burgerquest team are final. But if you’ve seen the light and embarked upon the path to self-improvement, well, we’d like to encourage you.Send us the details.

Do you accept kickbacks?
Yes, yes we do.